ANDY FISHER - MISTER CANNIBAL
(G. Gustin; M. Tézé; L. Montague)
Vogue DV 14578

Oh it was only a few years ago
I was a Mau Mau Joe in Kenya
I had no troubles with the income tax
Or with the other sex in Kenya
And then one day there came a minister
So very sinister from Bonn
I was so charming to his assistent
She took me to her tent and say:

Ugh Mister Cannibal, freß' mich nocheinmal
Mister Cannibal, freß' mich nocheinmal

And then they took me back to Germany
To make a Mensch of me, so fein
They also told me how to eat and drink
And use the bedroom sink, so fein
And then we went out to a Tanzlokal
And with the pretty girl I dance
And then she let me take her to her home
And when I want to go she say:

Ugh Mister Cannibal, freß' mich nocheinmal
Mister Cannibal, freß' mich nocheinmal

And then I went to university
To make a genie of me, so klug
And learn a lot about Biologie
And then Anatomie, so klug
And then one day the time was up for me
And I was so happy to know
Tomorrow morning I go home by plane
And never hear again these words:

Ugh Mister Cannibal, freß' mich nocheinmal
Mister Cannibal, freß' mich nocheinmal

And now again I am a Mau Mau Joe
Like many years ago in Kenya
And have no troubles with the income tax
And with the other sex in Kenya
And every evening when the moon comes out
I have to think about my Deutsch
And then the only words I still know
Poor little Mau Mau Joe are these:

Ugh Mister Cannibal, freß' mich nocheinmal
Mister Cannibal, freß' mich nocheinmal

Mister Cannibal, freß' mich nocheinmal
Mister Cannibal, freß' mich nocheinmal

Mister Cannibal, freß' mich nocheinmal
Mister Cannibal, freß' mich nocheinmal