NAPOLEON XIV - THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY
(J. Samuels)
Warner Bros WB 5831

Remember when you ran away and
I got on my knees and begged you
Not to leave because I'd go berserk?
Well,You left me anyhow and then the
Days got worse and worse and now you
See I've gone completely out of my mind
And

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke and so you
Laughed, you laughed!
When I had said that
Losing you would make me flip my lid - right?
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed, and then you
Left, but now you know I'm utterly mad
And

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he , ha ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds? Huh?
Well, you just wait - they'll find you yet
And when they do they'll put you in the
RSPCA you mangy mutt!
And

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away!